welcome to DJ Morpheus's Left4dead MiniMod1(audio only!) 

these sound files are a ludicrously funny alteration of The Witch and Boomer NPCs. (please note that the Crocker Witch is NOT my own Mod, i have just cleaned it up a wee bit!)

The Witch, instead of her moaning and groaning and sobbing, is now excerpts from the YouTube video of that tragic dragqueen(?) Chris Crocker. with him ranting about some Britney Spears fiasco...."leave britney alone"
all quite entertaining!
especially when you take a closer look at the witch (if possible), they do bear amazing similarities!!!

The Boomer, now fits his alter ego image purrrrfectly now, with a hilarious collection of fart sounds added to his rather not-too entertaining grumblings and "urpies"
now you can really tell when a boomer is nearby!

to install these files, FIRST MAKE A BACKUP OF YOUR SOUNDFILES IN LEFT4DEAD!
just so as to make it easier later on if you'd like to reinstall your original sounds back!

1/.	find your L4D sound files folder...
>>>>>>>>should be looking something like this: F:\Games\Valve\Steam\SteamApps\common\Left 4 Dead\Left 4 Dead\sound\
(where ever you've installed Steam)

2/.	to install the Crocker Witch, look for your 'npc' folder and copy my 'witch' 
folder to the same location. MAKE SURE YOU HAVE ALREADY MADE A BACKUP OF YOUR SOUND FOLDER BEFORE THE COPY/PASTE PROCEDURE!!!
i call all my backups BUxxxxxxx e.g  BUwitch or BUboomer etc

***this is what the paths to the destination folder looks like::

F:\Games\Valve\Steam\SteamApps\common\Left 4 Dead\Left 4 Dead\sound\npc\witch
	

3/.	when you copy my witch folder across, click 'yes to all' (to replace files) as you will see that the names in the mod are actually the same as the original files!



to install The Farting Boomer:

1/. repeat the same procedure above, BUT instead of installing to the 'npc' folder, we shall be installing to the folder labeled "player"
there you will see a folder 'Boomer'
this is the folder you will replace with mine.

***this is what the paths to the destination folder looks like::

F:\Games\Valve\Steam\SteamApps\common\Left 4 Dead\Left 4 Dead\sound\player\Boomer



once these 'procedures' are done, load up steam and start playing Left4Dead...
if you want to spawn a boomer or witch or more, enable your dev console and enable the cheats (sv_cheats 1)

then bind a key...

for example, my spawn key for the witch is KP MINUS (i am a lefty so i use the keypad for movement(right hand) and mousing(left hand)... makes it easy to spawn a witch or boomer on the fly!

so in the dev console, type:::

bind KP MINUS "z_spawn boomer"   (or which ever key suits you)
bind F12 "z_spawn witch"	(or which ever key suits you)

keep in mind that you need the cheats enabled for these keys to work.

other quite useful commands in the dev console are:::

z_common_limit 100 (gives you more zombies n stuff to frag...you can go as high as you like or as low as you like)

z_speed 180 (zombies/special running speed) up to your preference...

z_boomer_gibs 9999 (self explained...how many gibs in the explosion...)

z_brawl_chance 9999 (zombies brawl with each other)

tongue_range 180 (brings the length of the smoker's tongue shorter so he must come closer to grab you)

z_vomit_interval 3 (how often Boomer chunders, now he really has an upset tummy!)

director_panic_forever 1 (never ending waves of panicked zombies)

director_force_panic_event 1 (initiates a 'panic' event)





