[. In case of problems .]

Movie was compiled with standard XViD video and LAME mp3 audio codecs. In case of problems,
download vlc - it will play np.

[. About the movie .]

PLENTY of animals were hurt during the shooting. Around 33 were killed.

- Movie parts:

1st Part is completely cinematic, or at least tries to be. If you manage to find any
real soccer skill during first 1:30 minutes then you win a cookie.
But the song is good am I right.

2nd Part is the longest as it should be. Lots of stuff there. The shots were new to some,
not to all, but hey, so what, I mean. Hell. Can't do it from 0 can I! They are all listed, scroll down you blind donkey.
Some nice back shots also, nice ball stopping (min 3:46) some luck goals (hills, basic).
What this part really needs is some good teamplay goals, but don't look at me. Gotta leave
something for the next guy.

3rd Part blew your mind straight down yo. It's basically a long outro with certain skillful elements.
Notice how I ran long and tedious sequences without actually doing anything to them. That is how minutes
are filled, learn from me.

- Shots: 

Oulde stuff:

[Crouch + front flip]
[Walk + front flip]
[Walk + run]
[The Bettie shot]
[Run + front flip]
[The Beurer shot]
[Run into the ball]
[Header]
[Finishing low shot]

New stuff:

[Walk + side dodge]
[Left / right Bettie shot version]
[Walk and back dodge (not in movie, fuck it)]
[Walk and go round and back dodge (180 degrees, in movie)]
[Beurer shot backwards]
[Bettie shot backwards]
[Angle shot with walk and front dodge]
[360 (THE shot, y'all)]



[. FAQ .]

This is just a list of questions that I would like to ask myself. Since I'm in the mood, I guess I'll answer too.

[1.] You mofo have played a lot of soccer games rite. Am I rite. And by a lot I mean a lot. Is the footage in this
movie really the peak of your soccer experience? These are the best goals? In other words, this is it?

- I've got 1348 soccer demos out of which every 10th has a nice goal HIDDEN somewhere among the timeline. 
Don't jump if you can't swim.

[2.] What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

- It means I cba to have spent so much time for this crap.

[3.] Thx. The outro is kinda long though? I mean with all the black and white shit?

- The outro is as long as it needs to be. If truth be told that song in the end is already more cut up than
Pamela Anderson so I really couldn't shorten it. But it has a dramatic effect, yo.

[4.] Fuck that, we wanted more action.

- You did not want more action because you never even expected this movie to come out.

[5.] Ok, so what's with the music? I mean, where's the semi-mainstream power alt metal kinda song, you know, the kind you
find in every ut movie ever made? What is this crap.

- Funny story about music actually, I started doing the movie based on some REALLY funny shit - some weird garage songs and
a 60s girlie trio - since I wanted to prove every kind of music can be used for ut movies. Then I changed my mind cuz proving
that is just retarded and no one cares anyway. So I smelled my itunes and found this perfect song for the intro, perfect song
for my kinky soccer skills and another sweet song for the finish (had quite a few of those at my disposal (yeah, strong men
also listen to sissy songs (in fact I think most metal listeners are trying to compensate that they are pussies by listening
to loud, nasty and ear-ripping music which makes them feel strong (this theory is NOT bulletproof!)))).

[6.] Way too many words. I really don't care but I'll ask anyway: what's with the goodbye to soccer shit?

- Self-explanatory. The movie is a token of my appreciation to the community and a 'good-bye, you're fired' note.

[7.] So no more games? Will you still be around or what? Quitting only soccer or UT? And why?

- Quitting UT when the cups end. I won't be around MUCH, I'll come by from time to time. UT hasn't been as much fun for
me lately so it's time to disappear. I've got other stuff to do anyway. Or at least I should. Quit while yer ahead,
that's my motto.

[8.] Fine. Like we care that much. You'll come crawling back anyway.

- I'm sorry, was that a question?

[9.] Can you teach me how to do the 360 before you goe?

- It takes about 30 seconds to learn. My granny can do it.

[10.] Did you leave any shots to discover behind? Are there still possibilites?

- There are many variations of all the shots. Basically what you need to know is that front dodge = back dodge,
side dodge is a bit stronger. There aren't really many shots left (the one Gladi makes in the movie is only a
bettie shot done really fast), the only special ones are the ones where ball speeds up way too fast or some lag
weird shots caused by lagging hitbox. There is open space, however, in combining all of those shots while dribbling
sending the ball to the wall for rebound etc. If anyone finds a new revolutionary shot the first thing is to contact
me and I'll provide you a thai massage. 

[11.] What's your comment on luck, ping, skill, spawn rape, and everything? Any secrets to reveal?

- As for the ping, it affects 3 things;
higher ping = more delay when dodging, lower speed. higher ping = lower angle for shooting, this happens because the hitbox
of the player comes to the ball a bit later than usual, and by then the ball has moved forward a bit and that is why high angle
shots are almost impossible with high ping. higher ping = also laggier, less solid ball which is more prone to
penetrate the hitbox.

- Spawn rape is not so critical in 2on2, perhaps in 1on1. The only way to eliminate spawn rape is to start with inverted
player start points (or goals). You won't shoot at your own goal, that's for sure.

- I don't know if these are secrets but anyway: teamplay is slightly overrated (you may have noticed). The fact that 2 unorganized
always-both-on-the-ball can sometimes win organized teams is known. I know it's nice to play it like a team but sometimes it just
isn't the best choice. UTSoccer isn't real footie.
And in addition to that, you may have noticed 2on1 is actually not hard. Only on huge maps it starts to show, otherwise
a good player can win 2 decent players in a 2on1 any day. So don't fall on "hey challenge my clan and i'll play alone, free points"
tricks.

[12.] OK Enough jees. Any settings tip for the fans?

- I play with 180 locked FPS (open gl), 115 Fov and need 48 cms for a full 360 turn.

[13.] Any last words?

- Hi mom.



[. History .]

I was gonna write a full history of the soccer mod / community from the day I joined it, but I realised my memory
isn't what it used to be and I would probably forget some important deeds done by important people on important
and crucial times, and to avoid that I will not debrief here. I'm just gonna overview whole thingy.

Soccer chan had around 50 people on when I first got there. Lotsa DNers with a mixture of MUTE, GoC, zumba, santitan,
k1ck / PrT and random folks. No ladders, only an ongoing 4on4 cup. Joined zumba with bober (we had met before that),
sucked ass, had fun. That was 2 years ago, WC06 was ending, people were starting to lose interest. By december,
the chan had only like 15 people (15 loyal dawgs!) and I said fuck it and hosted a 1on1 cup. Turned out to be a success,
even though 1on1 is not the most respected mode of soccer play. About then we got ladders and we were all happy and merry,
activity was high, my ass was sore from sitting in the chair and playing. It was about then I got banned from CB because
of some retarded people and some retarded rules, so I kinda lost respect for CB admins and deserted soccer before the OC.
Turned out to be a disaster, I wasn't there for socca players and neither were the sups. The socca players weren't there either
so that's all right anyway. Things went to a new low. We got another boost when the SA community came rushing in (due to some
person) but mostly they faded off and the new 2on2 HC is basically old clans or at least old players. And here we are. I dropped
few cups but you can look em up if you desire.




[. G'day .]

Thx to everyone anyway. 'S been a blast. You can comment on forum or my email, lockpickz@gmail.com, which is in a sexy kind of way
also my msn. I hope you keep soccer alive for ever :)

Anže (LockPick)

















 